blergh
deleted what i put here because i was stoned

anyway
i have made a list of what not to do when you get your wisdom teeth removed because i am obviously a pro at this

1. don't order a peanut butter and chocolate milkshake from jamba juice. and don't eat it either
2. don't swallow your own blood because your stomach will not be a happy camper
3. don't forget to ice your cheeks or you will look like a chipmunk with type 2 diabetes
4. don't poke your cheeks don't poke your cheeks don't poke your cheeeksssss it hurts
5. don't attempt to eat a banana when you get home
6. don't attempt to eat at all when you get home
7. don't wipe your bloody mouth on your clothes/bedsheets because it will look wierd when your parents come in to check on you
8. don't drink too much ginger ale, no matter how much it is supposed to help calm your stomach after you swallowed a lot of your own blood, because it will make you barf
9. don't forget to bring a towel!

no seriously you will need that towel to wipe your drool


and while we're at it let's do 8 random facts yay because you obviously want to know more about me yeahhhhh

1. there are dissovable stiches in my mouthhhh they feel wierd
2. this picture [link] is my current background because i'm cool
3. my internet hates me
4. the use of the word "random" in this thingy is incorrecttttt. there was this one video that explained what random meant and how much it was misused. blehhh sososo it sould be better to choose "8 facts that are not related" instead of "8 random facts" for this thingy. just sayin'
5. i don't want to do this thing anymore
6. geez there are like 2 facts left oh no i can't think of anything
7. it's like... really fun to stalk people on facebook lol
8. ok whatever this thing is over and nobody is tagged because i'm not a meanie pants TERESA oh whoops i forgot the "h" in Theresa lol

I got my last gardasil shot~
no HPV for me yesssss

I also recently got my blood drawn because they want to see if I don't have enough protein, aren't I a healthy child

and I'm going to feel like a nerd for saying this, but when I went to get it drawn, sat down in the chair, and saw the needle, I closed my eyes and thought of how Akagi felt ._. hahaha it really helped me not freak out /sarcasm

anyone have any good stories about when they got their blood drawn? _{that aren't scary lol}





p.s. please watch kaiba NOW
[link]

p.s.s. my sister (while playing a melloxnear downloadable game during the buttsex part): hmmm... i feel like i'm watching porn

blood test today yayyy
._. nervous

just so you know
and
it
will
be
filled
with
linkstomyphotobucketthatisgoingtobefilledofpicturesofpeopleatfanimebutmostlythekaiji
eventandpossiblylinkstoyoutubevideosoftherestrictedrockpaperscissorseventifiremember
tobringacameraandrecordallofit


brb fanime
who cares about finals anyway

um so
how is liffffe

at our house there is a buttload of flies.
i don't think that our house smells that bad, but it's most likely because we have a corpse hidden somewhere hahaha.

hahaha while i was typing, one landed on my screen.
fff
do not want

i bet that these flies are radioactive and if i get bit by one (is that even possible?) i will be able to have super vision and lay maggots

is this cool y/n?